20 Questions with Robert Leslie


What is something that has changed your life?

“Losing my sister”

What is the best pick up line you you’ve used?

“Go to a girl, ask to call your mom, and call yourself to get her number”

How would you like to be remembered?

“I wouldn’t”

What do you think your future holds?

“Nothing special, just a boring life”

What are you most proud of?

“My knowledge”

What is something you regret?

“Cutting my hair last night”

What do you like to do?

“Play video games”

What are your life long dreams?

“To crush other people”

What is your worst fear for the future?

“Dying young”

Do you think quicksand is accurately named considering it sucks you down slowly?

“No, but it would be odd to be like ‘SLOW SAND’”

Why do you kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

“It’s America”

Why does the sun lighten your hair but darken your skin?


Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?

“Yea, but I throw mine on the floor”

Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?

“No, animals eat crackers all the time?”

If you had the option of adopting a baby sloth or a baby tiger what you choose?

“Baby sloth”

What do you love most about yourself?

“Not much”

If you had to be one a reality TV show which one would it be?

“American Idol”

What do you hope to be doing when you’re 50?


What is the weirdest thing you’ve done/ said in school?


If you were to open a bakery what would you name it?

“Burt’s Buns”