20 Questions with Danielle Peters


Can you daydream at night?


When atheists go to court do they have to swear on the bible?


Why are there no ‘B’ batteries?

“Probably b/c there’s no ‘b’ in batteries”

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

“When it’s going to rain?”

If a mime is arrested to they tell him he has the right to talk?


If a bunch of cats jump on top of one another, is it still called a dog pile?


What is a picture of 1,000 words worth?


How do you handcuff a one armed man?

“Double the cuffs up”

Do they have the word ‘dictionary’ in the dictionary?


If you’re bald, what hair color do they put on your drivers’ license?


Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

“Idk they’re going to die anyways!”

If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

“Banks trim their branches”

Do prison buses have emergency exits?


Do you yawn in your sleep?


Whose idea was it to put an ‘s’ in the word “lisp”?

“Whoever created the word lisp”

If a criminal turns himself in, shouldn’t he get the reward money?


What do people in China call their fancy dishes?

“Good China”

Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he isn’t a donkey?

“Maybe his dad named him”

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

“It would freeze the light in the freezer”

Is it appropriate to say “good mourning” at funerals?

“I’d say no b/c no one really talks at funerals”