Zachary Taylor
A pollution proposal
Our world constantly complains about pollution being an issue. People claim pollution will eventually destroy the planet as we know it. People also say that pollution is getting worse by the day with the massive landfills covering our Earth. But as you go through your daily life, how often do you really see pollution hurting our planet? Do actually ever see its effects that experts claim will happen? The answer is clear, you never see pollution really harming our Earth.
So my proposal for this so called issue, is to not even worry about it at all. Pollution is more of a myth to be honest. Don’t worry about finding a trash can for your candy wrapper just toss it anywhere you feel like. If you just drank a soda and don’t have a trash can nearby, not a problem at all! Just throw it in your neighbor’s yard. If everybody stops worrying about pollution, is it even really an issue anymore? Experts like to make claims about the harm this will do but will one more wrapper or bottle really hurt our precious Earth, of course it won’t. To say it will hurt us in the long run is just a silly scheme from scientists to get rich. They have no idea what they are talking about.
These experts might try and convince you that if we don’t take care of our pollution issue the world could be destroyed in the future. They might claim that you could cut down on transportation emissions by carpooling, using public transportation, or even riding your bike. But that’s not nearly as fun as your gas guzzling, new truck you just bought that clearly wouldn’t harm our ozone. The experts might even try to convince you to go green or cut down on aerosol cans that can damage our atmosphere. But how do these experts expect you to keep your stylish new hairdo without using an entire bottle of hairspray?! That proposal in itself is ridiculous. Clearly there is but one solution for this “issue,” stop worrying about pollution and it won’t even be a problem anymore.