Breaking news! Santa Claus is coming to Bellwood-Antis on December 25th. Calculating with the newly released ‘Santa Tracker’ the BA Blueprint managed to find out he’ll be here at around 2:45 in the morning.
”This is the most jolly time of year, so Santa coming to town makes it even more special,” said Bellwood-Antis senior Zach Gonzalez.
Be careful, Santa is checking his list and checking it twice to determine if the citizens of Bellwood are naughty or nice. It is speculated that those who are naughty are only given a mere lump of coal, while those who are nice are given whatever they desire.
Make sure to be fast asleep when Saint Nick comes to your house, he sees you when you’re sleeping, and even knows when you’re awake. There is currently no information about what he does once he figures out that you’re awake.
It has also come to the BA Blueprint’s attention that Santa is flying past Tyrone this year. Due to their loss against the Bellwood football team, Santa believes that they don’t deserve any presents. He’s decided to spend even more time in Bellwood instead, making sure to give all the football players more joyous gifts.
”I am so excited to be able to get more gifts because of our hard work. I am glad Santa rewards people generously,” said Bellwood-Antis quarterback Holden Schreier.
Thank you Santa Claus for being very generous this holiday season!
