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Man, what could possibly be better than an Internet troll.

Oh boy, people who still take the bait on responding to obvious troll comments are not the sharpest tools in the shed. I don’t know if she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on her forehead, but you should probably learn the signs of a bait, even though everyone has kind of at one point or another admittedly trolled.

Googling some lines from a very long, seemingly irrelevant comment can tell you if you’re being baited. Usually, people who actually have no humor, talent, or intelligence troll in comments sections with spam and memes called copypastas. Copypastas are just long paragraphs of irrelevant topics that people somehow found funny enough to post everywhere. They get old faster than having a fish for a pet: you look at it and think  about the waste of time it is having a fish as a pet solely to trap this living organism in a tank for the purpose of looking nice

Another common troll is to respond to things with song lyrics. It’s really funny, like so funny it brought Harambe back to life. It’s not amusing, nor enjoyable. People who do this just use it as an escape mechanism, as they have no actual good response to an accusatory comment. It’s like having polished Crocs. It looks nice and intelligent, but really they’re just stupid completely irrelevant. If I had to compare it to anything it’d be the like Hillary and Trump sneaking out of questions they didn’t want to answer only by using lyrics from songs.

Lastly, some people just like to talk trash, and if you respond they’ll combat that with “TRIGGERED.” Saying people are triggered when they actually aren’t shows that you have no comeback, and that you don’t care much for anything anyone is saying. It’s like the “U mad bro” of 2016. It doesn’t require any actual acuity on such topics. I have heard of cases getting pretty serious when a troll says “triggered” and somebody that truly had PTSD responds and just goes off on them. Now that’s funny.