Top 10 most rotten Christmas gifts
10. Toothbrushes and floss
Why should toothbrushes and floss take up room in a child’s stocking when candy could be in there? Duh.
- Toe socks
Honestly, unless you’re a tourist wearing toe socks and sandals, these socks are useless.
- 5 dollar ITunes card
Thanks! I appreciate being able to buy two songs that I’ll be annoyed with later.
- Gym membership
Um, are you trying to tell me something?
- Ugly clothes
You might as well just have taken me to the store with you and let me pick out clothes I’d wear.
- Really Bad Homemade Gifts
These gifts are cute when they’re from your 5-year old cousin, but coming from an adult, you’re slacking.
- Crocs
Why were crocs even created? You might as well throw on those toe socks with them, while you’re at it.
- An expired Gift Card
How am I supposed to use this thing? I can’t even get my money back.
- Calendars
Thank you for the effort, even though I have a calendar on my phone.
- Phone cases for the wrong phone
I cannot tell you how many times I’ve received a cellphone case for the wrong iPhone.
