20 Questions with Jack Showalter

If you were to become a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

“a giant beach house”

What is the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning?

“what to eat for breakfast”

Who was the last person you ate dinner with?

“Eric Morder and Shawn Wolfe”

If you could meet one person (dead or alive), who would it be?

“Donald Trump”

What was the name of your first pet? What kind of animal was it?

“Timmy, cat”?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

“the chicken”

What do you think your best physical feature is?

“my beard”

What kind of books do you like to read?

“the ones with pictures”

Do you sing in the shower?

“frequently”

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

“pro MLB player”

What is your favorite time of day?

“late evening”

Are you a morning person or a night owl?

“night owl”

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

“obviously”

What is your best childhood memory?

“winning the little league baseball championship”

What inspires you?

“people close to me”

If you won the lottery, who would you tell first?

“my dad”

If you could eat with one famous person, who would it be?

“Will Ferrell”

Is the glass half empty or half full?

“depends who’s fillin’ it up”

Have you ever won a trophy?

“just a few”

What’s your bed time?

“whatever I’m feeling (unless dad makes me go at 11)