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10. Toothbrushes and floss

Why should toothbrushes and floss take up room in a child’s stocking when candy could be in there? Duh.

9. Toe socks

Honestly, unless you’re a tourist wearing toe socks and sandals, these socks are useless.

8. 5 dollar ITunes card

Thanks! I appreciate being able to buy two songs that I’ll be annoyed with later.

7. Gym membership

Um, are you trying to tell me something?

6. Ugly clothes

You might as well just have taken me to the store with you and let me pick out clothes I’d wear.

5. Really Bad Homemade Gifts

These gifts are cute when they’re from your 5-year old cousin, but coming from an adult, you’re slacking.

4. Crocs

Why were crocs even created? You might as well throw on those toe socks with them, while you’re at it.

3. An expired Gift Card

How am I supposed to use this thing? I can’t even get my money back.

2. Calendars

Thank you for the effort, even though I have a calendar on my phone.

1. Phone cases for the wrong phone

I cannot tell you how many times I’ve received a cellphone case for the wrong iPhone.