Bellwood is replacing the cafeteria! Their food turned out to be way too expensive for the school district. Luckily, the owner of the Gourmet Buffet, Joseph Guo, helped the school district out.
The decision came about after a recent board meeting discussing this year’s budget. The new laptops the elementary school provided have proved to have been too much of a struggle on the funding.
Bellwood, in a desperate attempt to recover their expenses, found out that the Gourmet Buffet was actually cheaper than our school lunches. The Gourmet Buffet, looking to expand, agreed to serve the students of Bellwood-Antis.
“I think it’s an awesome idea,” student Zach Gonzalez said.
Lunch prices will be a steal! Instead of the Gourmet Buffet’s reasonable price of $15, in the Bellwood-Antis cafeteria it will only be $7.
With the multitude of health concerns from the Gourmet Buffet, Bellwood will make sure that they only produce the utmost quality from both their food and cleanliness of the kitchen. The school district has had to almost completely overhaul the Gourmet Buffet’s system, with the sushi bar proving to be too much of a health hazard to be included.
Starting October 11th, the cafeteria will begin renovations to support the Gourmet Buffet’s vast variety of food. Construction will be finished by January 6th. Students will still be able to sit and enjoy their food in the cafeteria during this time.
Milk • Sep 20, 2024 at 11:34 am
This be naught but a falsehood of the highest order! This tale, proclaiming a grand feast to replace the humble cafeteria, is but a jest, a mischief meant to deceive. Such a scandalous untruth should be banished from sight, for it sows confusion and mocks the honor of the realm. I call upon the lords of this domain to strike down this fraudulent scroll forthwith! ’Tis an outrage most grievous! I cannot fathom that I was led astray by such deceit! To see this untruth heralded by the very town criers who should uphold the sanctity of news is a scandal indeed. That it be paraded as genuine tidings whilst being naught but a fabrication is a mockery of trust and truth. This foul misinformation must be cast into the abyss, never to mislead another soul!
Kerry Naylor • Sep 20, 2024 at 12:39 pm
This reply is almost as food as the article! You should consider a position on our satire staff!